Daily Ian Spam- Death by Ian

I tried to post Ian spam on a daily basis, I failed. Now I feel like I'm not living up to the version of my best self...

To make it up, I'll give you the three days worth of Spam I couldn't post. A pic, a GIF, and a vid.

I could just slide right onto that lap...

I am DEAD.

And isn't he? LOL

Yum. Yum. Yum.