Damon Salvatore Quotes

If your an avid Vampire Diaries viewer like ourselves, you'll be familiar with the classic quotes of Damon Salvatore! Here are some of the best. 

Damon: What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped!
Caroline: You've gotta read the first book first. It won't make sense if you don't.
Damon: I miss Anne Rice. She was so
on it.

Vicki Donovan: I know you.
Damon Salvatore: Well, that's unfortunate.

                                                       "Have you been eating bunnies?"

Stefan Salvatore:
What are you up to Damon? 
Damon Salvatore: That's
for me to know and for
you to dot dot dot.

                                       Caroline Forbes: Hey, how
                                      come you don't sparkle?
                                       Damon Salvatore: Because I live
                             in the real world, where
                                   vampires burn in the sun.

"If I see something I haven't seen before I'll throw a dollar at it."
                                                                                                                                                                                                                "Its Founders Day. 
                    I'm here to
                     eat cotton candy and 
                        steal your girl."

Damon Salvatore: [to Stefan]
Great gal, she's got spunk. You, on
the other hand, look pooped .

Elena Gilbert: Stefan never mentioned he had a brother.
Damon Salvatore: Well, Stefan isn't one to brag.

                     Stefan Salvatore:
     Crow's a bit much,
     don't you think?
    Damon Salvatore:
     Wait till you see
     what I can do with
     the fog.

Elena : I think you should stop with the flirty little comments and that eye thing you do.
Damon: What eye thing? *Smirks*

                                                     Damon: Is she hot?
                                                  Jeremy: Yeah, but she
                                                  can be weird..
                                                Damon: Hot trumps weird.

"I really like this whole menage a team thing. It has a bit of a kink to it."

                                                     "I like being a living dead person."

Caroline: Cocky much?
Damon: Very much.

Damon to Elena: Get your ass out the door before I throw you over my shoulder and carry you out myself. 

Stefan: Are you actually gonna be careful for once?

Damon: Yes, I've become you. How tragic for both of us. Gotta run. Have a murder to plan. Busy day.

Damon: If you're setting me up in anyway, 
I will rip your heart out and 
shove it down your own throat
Something I'm very good at.

Damon: I need to say it once. You need to hear it. I love you, Elena.

Damon to Stefan: Can we not do the whole road trip bonding thing? The cliche of it all makes me itch.

Damon: The elephant in the room lets out a mighty roar.

Damon: I tried to kill a werewolf, I failed. 
Now I feel like I'm not living up 
to the version of my best self.

Mason: I've heard a lot of great things about you.
Damon: Really? That's weird because I'm a dick.

Damon: I chipped a little bit off your wall of hatred.

Damon to Stefan: Aren't you worried 
that all the 
forest animals 
will band together 
and fight back? 
After all, they talk.

Damon: Somewhere along the way, you decided I was worth saving. I wanted to thank you for that.
Elena: You're welcome.

Stefan: What proof do you have?
Damon: I don't need proof. That's between Elena, John, Maury and a DNA test.

Damon: I get it. He's the reason you live. His love lifts you up where you belong...

Damon: You spent the last century and a half 
being the poster child for Prozac. 
Now you want me to believe 
this new you has nothing to do 
with human blood.

Damon: Have I entered an alternate universe where Stefan is fun?

Damon to Alaric: Guess what? Everyone hates me. 
But you can't deny, we were bad ass!

 "It's some kind of crazy ass psychic witch attack!"

Elena: Damon gets what he wants, no matter who he hurts in the process.
Damon: Well, you don't need to be snarky about it.

Damon: Stefan smiles. Alert the media!

Damon: You need to stop doing that. 
Elena: Doing what?
Damon: Assuming that I'll play the good guy because it's you who's asking.

"It's cool not growing old. I like being the eternal stud." 

Damon [to Stefan]: Better watch your back, cause I may just have to go get a hero hair-do of my own and steal your Thunder.

"No Elena! I will not go up to your bedroom with you!" 

Stefan: Damon, don't!

Damon: Oh, come on, no one's gonna 

miss this idiot.

Tyler: Screw you dude!

Damon: Dude? Really? Dude?

"If I had a dollar for every time some evil vampire surprised me..."

"There's no such thing as a bad idea. Only poorly executed awesome ones."

"You know I look at you and I see myself. A less dashing, less intelligent version."

"No, Stefan, thank you. You're back on Bambi blood, and I'm the big bad-ass brother again. All is right in the world."

Damon (to Jessica): I have a secret, a big one. But I’ve never said it out loud. What’s the point? It’s not gonna change anything. It’s not gonna make me good, make me adopt a puppy. I can’t be what other people want me to be. What she wants me to be. This is who I am.

Jessica (To Damon): Are you gonna hurt me?

Damon (to Jessica): You are my existential crisis. Do I kill you or do I not kill you? But I have to Jessica, because I’m not human. And I miss it. I miss it more than anything in the world. That is my secret. But there is only so much hurt a man can take.


  1. if i had a dollar for every time some people would try to kill me i would have alot of dollar

  2. i love vampires (P.S only damon)

    that's funny my boyfriends name is damon???

  3. he is SOOOOOOO yummy! if only he was a real man *sigh*<3-but then again we have Ian :)

  4. Hi
    I'm mrs Damon salvatore
    Just to let u all know...

    1. Bitch please..Damon is mine...:D

    2. bitch pleasee -.- hes mine <3 all mine

    3. catherine salvatore16 April 2012 at 14:46

      pahahahahahahahahahah...................waz dat to b jok pwiz..........he waz n stil iz myn xo i dnt see y u giving ua self false hopez

    4. honey i had dibs before u were born

    5. bitch please elena is the nxt mrs.damon salvatore and nina is the next mrs.somerhalder

    6. catherinee perhaps he WOULD be yours if you learned proper english and spelling.

    7. ur right elena is the nest mis salvatore and nina is the nxt mrs somerhaulder

    8. Damon is mine ♥

  5. sooooooooooooooo , damon just what he would say

  6. phahahaha damon is a charmer.... ;0

  7. I love damon salvatore. I love Ian but not the same as damon. Not at all. But i would still die to meet him. Ian of course. Ian somerhalder is so hot that even dogs drool over him. The boy dogs too. :)

  8. great quotes! great picks! he sure does make a great damon

  9. i like the one where he asks for his ring back and stefan says that it is going to take a while and he says what did you fedex it to rome
    Damond salvitore is a SEXY BEAST!!!!! <3

    1. they should add that HaHaHa

  10. I like the quote where he says "When I kill someone they are SUPPOSED TO STAY DEAD!" lol

  11. i luv u ian..........

  12. mary: i think damon is so hot i want to get laid by him.

  13. I like: "These lights are way to twilight-prom for me!"

  14. love him. he is the best. i would love to met him.

  15. Damon is amazing and hot! love when he dises stefan

  16. LOVED this. He has so many great quotes.

  17. wonderful..... he is best... and the creator of this site is wonderful.... made me feel so excited just by reading this quotes.... thank you...

  18. Damon Salvatore and Elena, they are actualy made for each other <3

  19. When Elena choose Damon , it should be because of love not sire bond

  20. I love you Ian Joseph Somerhalder of Covington, Louisiana! You're my favorite actor to play a vampire role! Great! I'd love to see you very soon

  21. Oooh damon is a deadly n sexy vampire.he is soooooooooo sooooooo haw-te

  22. cool as a cucumber

  23. Damon is the best :D and bitch please guys he is my husband <3

  24. that gorgeous eyes are killing me...................

    1. your gorgeous noonoo is killing me!

  25. My favorite line :
    Damon (to Stefan) : Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie, will haunt me, forever.

    1. that's my favorite too!

    2. Haha yeah this ones the best.

  26. im a ass wipe who licks it all up ;) I love damon not Stefan from freedica

  27. im gabyxxx I luv Damon

  28. anybody who reads this I love buts xxxx in that way!

  29. u r so hot ian.

  30. ian somerhalder i luv ur eyes and u 2

  31. Ian Somerhalder i luv u and everything about u. and i hav a big crush on ya

  32. For the record all u stupid bitches damon is mine!!!!!!!his fucking me rite now.

  33. Damon is so freaking amazing. He has such sexy eyes...he is sexy!!! Im a huge fan that appreciates thr damon character #bad boy act....yet soooo thoughtful. And the fact that he loves dogs is just a plus

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  35. OMG!!!!
    this is so irritating!!!that 'im vampire' shit is all over the web!!!
    GROW UP!!!!!

  36. Omg I luv u Ian u r the best and i luv ur whole #bad brother act but really ur kind and thoughtful

  37. I’m sorry I was his biggest mistake while he was the BEST thing to ever happen to me."The heart was made to be broken." Hurt Status.

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