Damon Salvatore Quotes

If your an avid Vampire Diaries viewer like ourselves, you'll be familiar with the classic quotes of Damon Salvatore! Here are some of the best. 

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Damon: What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped!
Caroline: You've gotta read the first book first. It won't make sense if you don't.
Damon: I miss Anne Rice. She was so on it.

Vicki Donovan: I know you.
Damon Salvatore: Well, that's unfortunate.

                                                       "Have you been eating bunnies?"

Stefan Salvatore:
What are you up to Damon? 
Damon Salvatore: That's
for me to know and for
you to dot dot dot.

                                       Caroline Forbes: Hey, how

                                      come you don't sparkle?

                                       Damon Salvatore: Because I live

                             in the real world, where

                                   vampires burn in the sun.

"If I see something I haven't seen before I'll throw a dollar at it."

                                                                                                                                                                                                                "Its Founders Day. 

                    I'm here to

                     eat cotton candy and 

                        steal your girl."

Damon Salvatore: [to Stefan]
Great gal, she's got spunk. You, on
the other hand, look pooped .

Elena Gilbert: Stefan never mentioned he had a brother.

Damon Salvatore: Well, Stefan isn't one to brag.

                                     

                     Stefan Salvatore:

     Crow's a bit much,

     don't you think?

    Damon Salvatore:

     Wait till you see

     what I can do with

     the fog.

Elena : I think you should stop with the flirty little comments and that eye thing you do.
Damon: What eye thing? *Smirks*

                                                     Damon: Is she hot?

                                                  Jeremy: Yeah, but she

                                                  can be weird..

                                                Damon: Hot trumps weird.

"I really like this whole menage a team thing. It has a bit of a kink to it."

                                                     "I like being a living dead person."

Caroline: Cocky much?

Damon: Very much.

Damon to Elena: Get your ass out the door before I throw you over my shoulder and carry you out myself. 

Stefan: Are you actually gonna be careful for once?

Damon: Yes, I've become you. How tragic for both of us. Gotta run. Have a murder to plan. Busy day.

Damon: If you're setting me up in anyway, 

I will rip your heart out and 

shove it down your own throat. 

Something I'm very good at.

Damon: I need to say it once. You need to hear it. I love you, Elena.

Damon to Stefan: Can we not do the whole road trip bonding thing? The cliche of it all makes me itch.

Damon: The elephant in the room lets out a mighty roar.

Damon: I tried to kill a werewolf, I failed. 

Now I feel like I'm not living up 

to the version of my best self.

Mason: I've heard a lot of great things about you.

Damon: Really? That's weird because I'm a dick.

Damon: I chipped a little bit off your wall of hatred.

Damon to Stefan: Aren't you worried 
that all the 

forest animals 
will band together 
and fight back? 

After all, they talk.

Damon: Somewhere along the way, you decided I was worth saving. I wanted to thank you for that.

Elena: You're welcome.

Stefan: What proof do you have?
Damon: I don't need proof. That's between Elena, John, Maury and a DNA test.

Damon: I get it. He's the reason you live. His love lifts you up where you belong...

Damon: You spent the last century and a half 
being the poster child for Prozac. 

Now you want me to believe 
this new you has nothing to do 
with human blood.

Damon: Have I entered an alternate universe where Stefan is fun?

Damon to Alaric: Guess what? Everyone hates me. 

But you can't deny, we were bad ass!

 "It's some kind of crazy ass psychic witch attack!"

Elena: Damon gets what he wants, no matter who he hurts in the process.

Damon: Well, you don't need to be snarky about it.

Damon: Stefan smiles. Alert the media!

Damon: You need to stop doing that. 
Elena: Doing what?
Damon: Assuming that I'll play the good guy because it's you who's asking.

"It's cool not growing old. I like being the eternal stud." 

Damon [to Stefan]: Better watch your back, cause I may just have to go get a hero hair-do of my own and steal your Thunder.

"No Elena! I will not go up to your bedroom with you!" 

Stefan: Damon, don't!

Damon: Oh, come on, no one's gonna 

miss this idiot.

Tyler: Screw you dude!

Damon: Dude? Really? Dude?

"If I had a dollar for every time some evil vampire surprised me..."

"There's no such thing as a bad idea. Only poorly executed awesome ones."

"You know I look at you and I see myself. A less dashing, less intelligent version."

"No, Stefan, thank you. You're back on Bambi blood, and I'm the big bad-ass brother again. All is right in the world."


Damon (to Jessica): I have a secret, a big one. But I’ve never said it out loud. What’s the point? It’s not gonna change anything. It’s not gonna make me good, make me adopt a puppy. I can’t be what other people want me to be. What she wants me to be. This is who I am.


Jessica (To Damon): Are you gonna hurt me?


Damon (to Jessica): You are my existential crisis. Do I kill you or do I not kill you? But I have to Jessica, because I’m not human. And I miss it. I miss it more than anything in the world. That is my secret. But there is only so much hurt a man can take.